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Colonoscopy Gifts
Celebrate your patients’ colon health AND entice patients for their life saving colonoscopy screening…and I know that’s important to you. How? Give your healthy colonoscopy patients a ColonGift. Great for Health Fairs and practice Open Houses too!
For less than $3 per patient, you can:
- Present your patients with a sassy, funny ‘Butt-on’ to wear proudly to their place of work and start a life-saving dialogue with friends
AND/or
- Reward the patient with the excellent prep with a petite colon joke book labeled with your contact info to SHARE with their colleagues needing colonoscopy!
Colonoscopy- It’ll Crack U Up and Colonoscopy Is a Gas are enchanting compilations of clean colonoscopy humor, medical anecdotes and amazing facts that will bring a chuckle or guffaw your post colonoscopy patient, and to be shared around their office the next day and for months to follow. At 4.5 x 5.5 inches and about 60 pages, these pocket sized books may be slipped into a standard envelope or greeting card, but offer plenty of room for your business card or informative practice sticker or stamp. Sold at $5 each on Amazon.com, take advantage of our bulk discount direct from the publisher
The related iconic Butt-ons are 1” with a safety pin back. Patients adore these, and sport them on jacket or coat for weeks after your procedure, sparking conversations about colonoscopy and your excellent care
Make it easy for your patients to rave about their colonoscopy! Order today!
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“Get Started” Package
Regular Price: $290.00
Special Price: $247.00
100 Butt-ons, 100 Books, one available per practice. A $290 value, Save $43! Learn More
"Colonoscopy: It'll Crack U Up" Bulk Case (120)
Regular Price: $600.00
Special Price: $297.00
Bulk Case (120) of "Colonoscopy: It'll Crack u Up."
The ideal gift for your friends and relatives with a vintage posterior. Collection One of the finest jokes in bottom humor. Celebrate your own 'vertical smile' or a friend's colonoscopy with laughs for patients and caregivers alike.
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The ideal gift for your friends and relatives with a vintage posterior. Collection One of the finest jokes in bottom humor. Celebrate your own 'vertical smile' or a friend's colonoscopy with laughs for patients and caregivers alike.
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"Colonoscopy Is a Gas!" Volume 2 Bulk (120)
Regular Price: $600.00
Special Price: $297.00
Colonoscopy It's a Gas has enabled thousands to fart their way to freedom postcolonoscopy, and it will show you the way, too. Gastroenterologist Dr. Patricia Raymond and her alter ego, Ms Butt Meddler get to the bottom of promoting laughter about “where the sun don’t shine,” and provide amusing tools to start a movement so your loved ones get their screening colonoscopies!
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100 "Assorted" Butt-ons
Regular Price: $100.00
Special Price: $43.00
100 "Assorted" Butt-ons. Learn More
250 "Assorted" Butt-ons
Regular Price: $250.00
Special Price: $93.00
250 "Assorted" Butt-ons Learn More
500 "Assorted" Butt-ons
Regular Price: $500.00
Special Price: $177.00
500 "Assorted" Butt-ons Learn More
"Crack U Up" Butt-ons (100 Count)
Regular Price: $100.00
Special Price: $43.00
Get the word out for colonoscopy with this hilarious image of the Crack U Up derrierre. Bulk price 100 for $40! Learn More
"Crack U Up" Butt-ons (250 Count)
Regular Price: $250.00
Special Price: $93.00
Get the word out for colonoscopy with this hilarious image of the Crack U Up derrierre. Bulk price 250 for $92.50 Learn More
"Crack U Up" Butt-ons (500 Count)
Regular Price: $500.00
Special Price: $177.00
Get the word out for colonoscopy with this hilarious image of the Crack U Up derrierre. Bulk price 500 for only $175.00! Learn More
"Colonoscopy Is a Gas!" Butt-ons (100 Count)
Regular Price: $100.00
Special Price: $43.00
Get the word out for colonoscopy with this hilarious image of the Colonoscopy Is a Gas derrierre. Bulk price 100 for $40! Learn More
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