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"Colonscopy Is a Gas!" Butt-ons (100 Count)

Regular Price: $300.00

Special Price: $40.00

Get the word out for colonoscopy with this hilarious image of the Colonoscopy Is a Gas derrierre. Bulk price 100 for $40! Learn More

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"Colonoscopy Is a Gas" Butt-ons (250 Count)

Regular Price: $750.00

Special Price: $92.50

Get the word out for colonoscopy with this hilarious image of the Colonoscopy Is a Gas derrierre. Bulk price 250 for $92.50 Learn More

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"Colonoscopy Is a Gas" Butt-ons (500 Count)

Regular Price: $1,500.00

Special Price: $175.00

Get the word out for colonoscopy with this hilarious image of the Colonoscopy Is a Gas . Bulk price 500 for only $175.00! Learn More

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Don't Jettison Medicine Bulk Case (60)

Regular Price: $1,137.00

Special Price: $720.00

Bulk Case (60) of Don't Jettison Medicine: Resuscitate Your Passion for the Career You Loved! What are you looking for? What are you longing for? What are you waiting for? Get it now! Learn More

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Colonoscopy: It'll Crack U Up Bulk Case (120)

Regular Price: $600.00

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Bulk Case (120) of "Colonoscopy: It'll Crack u Up."
The ideal gift for your friends and relatives with a vintage posterior. Collection One of the finest jokes in bottom humor. Celebrate your own 'vertical smile' or a friend's colonoscopy with laughs for patients and caregivers alike.
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"Crack U Up" Butt-ons (100 Count)

Regular Price: $300.00

Special Price: $40.00

Get the word out for colonoscopy with this hilarious image of the Crack U Up derrierre. Bulk price 100 for $40! Learn More

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"Crack U Up" Butt-ons (250 Count)

Regular Price: $750.00

Special Price: $92.50

Get the word out for colonoscopy with this hilarious image of the Crack U Up derrierre. Bulk price 250 for $92.50 Learn More

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"Crack U Up" Butt-ons (500 Count)

Regular Price: $1,500.00

Special Price: $175.00

Get the word out for colonoscopy with this hilarious image of the Crack U Up derrierre. Bulk price 500 for only $175.00! Learn More

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Colonoscopy It's a Gas! Volume 2 Bulk (120)

Regular Price: $600.00

Special Price: $300.00

ARE YOU EVER TONGUE-TIED AT WORK?
On your return to work after your colonoscopy,
your gut instinct is that you’ll be the butt of
all office jokes. It takes more than intestinal
fortitude to go back to work. What if you had
humor to defuse the situation?

In Colonoscopy It's a Gas, you will discover:
• One-liners, jokes, and anecdotes sure to distract co-workers and friends from guffawing
about your colonoscopy
• Lucrative career opportunities of selling your
canned BMs or as a professional “fartiste”
• Exquisite poetry and musical interludes championing the intestinal tract
• Mostly, that laughter-induced diaphragmatic action can quickly mobilize your “trouser coughs”!
“This ‘pull my finger’ anthology is sure to RECTIFY your fears about screening colonoscopy. It’s right up my alley. I laughed my butt off!”
— Ms Butt Meddler
Colonoscopy It's a Gas has enabled thousands to fart their way to freedom postcolonoscopy, and it will show you the way, too. Gastroenterologist Dr. Patricia Raymond and her alter ego, Ms Butt Meddler get to the bottom of promoting laughter about “where the sun don’t shine,” and provide amusing tools to start a movement so your loved ones get their screening colonoscopies!
Don’t be concerned that we might really find
your head in there—get your colonoscopy—
No ifs, ands, or BUTTS!

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