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WHAT!?! You have TWO friends turning 50? Get each of them each a Milestone Party Pack!
Included, and at one low price, are:
TWO copies of the illuminating anthology “Fifty Things to Do When You Turn Fifty”*
TWO copies each of the cult-classic colonoscopy joke books Colonoscopy: It’ll Crack U Up and the sequel Colonoscopy Is a Gas!
10 Butt-ons, to sport proudly on your lapel after your personal periscopic procedure
Put all of this into TWO roomy colorful canvas totes displaying your nether cheeks for all to see.
A great value for someone whose friends all seem to be aging around you!
* Fifty Things to Do When You Turn Fifty: A must read for those turning 50, this book will help you make the most of a milestone year. A compilation of short articles, musings and reminiscences written by experts and celebrities from all walks of life on the subject of turning fifty. Includes valuable information on important medical tests, estate planning, insurance strategies, as well as a healthy dose of poetry and humor. A partial list of contributors includes Garrison Keillor, humorist; Bobbi Brown, beauty expert; Wendy Wasserstein, playwright; Robert Thurman, Buddhist scholar; Diane von Furstenberg, clothing designer; Taressa Stovall, belly dancer; Dr Raymond wrote her chapter about…colonoscopy, of course!
Included, and at one low price, are:
TWO copies of the illuminating anthology “Fifty Things to Do When You Turn Fifty”*
TWO copies each of the cult-classic colonoscopy joke books Colonoscopy: It’ll Crack U Up and the sequel Colonoscopy Is a Gas!
10 Butt-ons, to sport proudly on your lapel after your personal periscopic procedure
Put all of this into TWO roomy colorful canvas totes displaying your nether cheeks for all to see.
A great value for someone whose friends all seem to be aging around you!
* Fifty Things to Do When You Turn Fifty: A must read for those turning 50, this book will help you make the most of a milestone year. A compilation of short articles, musings and reminiscences written by experts and celebrities from all walks of life on the subject of turning fifty. Includes valuable information on important medical tests, estate planning, insurance strategies, as well as a healthy dose of poetry and humor. A partial list of contributors includes Garrison Keillor, humorist; Bobbi Brown, beauty expert; Wendy Wasserstein, playwright; Robert Thurman, Buddhist scholar; Diane von Furstenberg, clothing designer; Taressa Stovall, belly dancer; Dr Raymond wrote her chapter about…colonoscopy, of course!
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