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Colon Shoppe
This is your place to find products to improve your health as well as those you love. Here you will find gifts for those turning 50 as well as products you might want for yourself!
Many of our products are available in bulk - perfect for health fairs and colonoscopy awareness campaigns.
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50 "Assorted" Butt-ons
$25.00
50 "Assorted" Butt-ons. 25 each of the 1 1/2" hilarious image of the Crack U Up and Colonoscopy Is A Gas derrierres Learn More
Holiday Combo
$7.00
This bundle includes the hilarious joke books "Colonoscopy: It'll Crack U Up", "Colonoscopy: It's a Gas", plus Colonoscopy: It'll Crack U Up and Colonoscopy Is A Gas buttons. You can never own too much clean bottom humor! A fantastic stocking stuffer. Learn More
"Crack U Up" Tote Bag - 50 Pak
$375.00
50 pak of natural medium weight canvas tote with royal blue handles features the colorful Crack U Up logo on one side. Roomy enough for all your gear and even your lunch at 14"x13"x3".
Great gifts for your endoscopy staff or to make your regional GI conference simply ass-tounding!
Display your wild side!
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Great gifts for your endoscopy staff or to make your regional GI conference simply ass-tounding!
Display your wild side!
Learn More
Colonoscopy: It'll Crack U Up Bulk Case (120)
Regular Price: $600.00
Special Price: $300.00
Bulk Case (120) of "Colonoscopy: It'll Crack u Up."
The ideal gift for your friends and relatives with a vintage posterior. Collection One of the finest jokes in bottom humor. Celebrate your own 'vertical smile' or a friend's colonoscopy with laughs for patients and caregivers alike.
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The ideal gift for your friends and relatives with a vintage posterior. Collection One of the finest jokes in bottom humor. Celebrate your own 'vertical smile' or a friend's colonoscopy with laughs for patients and caregivers alike.
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Colonoscopy It's a Gas! Volume 2 Bulk (120)
Regular Price: $600.00
Special Price: $300.00
ARE YOU EVER TONGUE-TIED AT WORK?
On your return to work after your colonoscopy,
your gut instinct is that you’ll be the butt of
all office jokes. It takes more than intestinal
fortitude to go back to work. What if you had
humor to defuse the situation?
In Colonoscopy It's a Gas, you will discover:
• One-liners, jokes, and anecdotes sure to distract co-workers and friends from guffawing
about your colonoscopy
• Lucrative career opportunities of selling your
canned BMs or as a professional “fartiste”
• Exquisite poetry and musical interludes championing the intestinal tract
• Mostly, that laughter-induced diaphragmatic action can quickly mobilize your “trouser coughs”!
“This ‘pull my finger’ anthology is sure to RECTIFY your fears about screening colonoscopy. It’s right up my alley. I laughed my butt off!”
— Ms Butt Meddler
Colonoscopy It's a Gas has enabled thousands to fart their way to freedom postcolonoscopy, and it will show you the way, too. Gastroenterologist Dr. Patricia Raymond and her alter ego, Ms Butt Meddler get to the bottom of promoting laughter about “where the sun don’t shine,” and provide amusing tools to start a movement so your loved ones get their screening colonoscopies!
Don’t be concerned that we might really find
your head in there—get your colonoscopy—
No ifs, ands, or BUTTS!
Learn More
On your return to work after your colonoscopy,
your gut instinct is that you’ll be the butt of
all office jokes. It takes more than intestinal
fortitude to go back to work. What if you had
humor to defuse the situation?
In Colonoscopy It's a Gas, you will discover:
• One-liners, jokes, and anecdotes sure to distract co-workers and friends from guffawing
about your colonoscopy
• Lucrative career opportunities of selling your
canned BMs or as a professional “fartiste”
• Exquisite poetry and musical interludes championing the intestinal tract
• Mostly, that laughter-induced diaphragmatic action can quickly mobilize your “trouser coughs”!
“This ‘pull my finger’ anthology is sure to RECTIFY your fears about screening colonoscopy. It’s right up my alley. I laughed my butt off!”
— Ms Butt Meddler
Colonoscopy It's a Gas has enabled thousands to fart their way to freedom postcolonoscopy, and it will show you the way, too. Gastroenterologist Dr. Patricia Raymond and her alter ego, Ms Butt Meddler get to the bottom of promoting laughter about “where the sun don’t shine,” and provide amusing tools to start a movement so your loved ones get their screening colonoscopies!
Don’t be concerned that we might really find
your head in there—get your colonoscopy—
No ifs, ands, or BUTTS!
Learn More
"Crack U Up" Tote Bag - 20 Pak
$190.00
20 pak of natural medium weight canvas tote with royal blue handles features the colorful Crack U Up logo on one side. Roomy enough for all your gear and even your lunch at 14"x13"x3".
Great gifts for your endoscopy staff or to make your regional GI conference simply ass-tounding!
Display your wild side!
Learn More
Great gifts for your endoscopy staff or to make your regional GI conference simply ass-tounding!
Display your wild side!
Learn More
"Crack U Up" Tote Bag - 15 Pak
$165.00
15 pak of natural medium weight canvas tote with royal blue handles features the colorful Crack U Up logo on one side. Roomy enough for all your gear and even your lunch at 14"x13"x3".
Great gifts for your endoscopy staff or to make your regional GI conference simply ass-tounding!
Display your wild side!
Learn More
Great gifts for your endoscopy staff or to make your regional GI conference simply ass-tounding!
Display your wild side!
Learn More
TWO Milestone Party Pack
$47.00
WHAT!?! You have TWO friends turning 50? Get each of them each a Milestone Party Pack!
Included, and at one low price, are:
TWO copies of the illuminating anthology “Fifty Things to Do When You Turn Fifty”; TWO copies each of the cult-classic colonoscopy joke books Colonoscopy: It’ll Crack U Up and the sequel Colonoscopy Is a Gas!; 10 Butt-ons, to sport proudly on your lapel after your personal periscopic procedure
Put all of this into TWO roomy colorful canvas totes displaying your nether cheeks for all to see.
A great value for someone whose friends all seem to be aging around you! Learn More
Included, and at one low price, are:
TWO copies of the illuminating anthology “Fifty Things to Do When You Turn Fifty”; TWO copies each of the cult-classic colonoscopy joke books Colonoscopy: It’ll Crack U Up and the sequel Colonoscopy Is a Gas!; 10 Butt-ons, to sport proudly on your lapel after your personal periscopic procedure
Put all of this into TWO roomy colorful canvas totes displaying your nether cheeks for all to see.
A great value for someone whose friends all seem to be aging around you! Learn More
Divine Ms Butt Meddler Button (100 pack)
$35.00
Sport the visage of the "Diva of Doo& High Priestess of Poo" Ms Butt Meddler as she encourages folks to "Get your colonoscopy-- no ifs ands or BUTTS." Humorously encourage colorectal cancer screening in your friends and loved ones! Learn More
Milestone Party Pack
$27.00
Have you hit the big 5-0? How about your friends? Get a Colonoscopy Party Pack, and celebrate this milestone!
Included, and at one low price, are:
The illuminating anthology “Fifty Things to Do When You Turn Fifty”*
One copy each of the cult-classic colonoscopy joke books Colonoscopy: It’ll Crack U Up and the sequel Colonoscopy Is a Gas!
5 Butt-ons, to sport proudly on your lapel after your personal periscopic procedure
Put all of this into our roomy colorful canvas tote displaying your nether cheeks for all to see.
What a fiftieth birthday gift idea or a gift of love for anyone with a vintage bottom!
*Fifty Things to Do When You Turn Fifty: A must read for those turning 50, this book will help you make the most of a milestone year. A compilation of short articles, musings and reminiscences written by experts and celebrities from all walks of life on the subject of turning fifty. Includes valuable information on important medical tests, estate planning, insurance strategies, as well as a healthy dose of poetry and humor. A partial list of contributors includes Garrison Keillor, humorist; Bobbi Brown, beauty expert; Wendy Wasserstein, playwright; Robert Thurman, Buddhist scholar; Diane von Furstenberg, clothing designer; Taressa Stovall, belly dancer; Dr Raymond wrote her chapter about…colonoscopy, of course!
Learn More
Included, and at one low price, are:
The illuminating anthology “Fifty Things to Do When You Turn Fifty”*
One copy each of the cult-classic colonoscopy joke books Colonoscopy: It’ll Crack U Up and the sequel Colonoscopy Is a Gas!
5 Butt-ons, to sport proudly on your lapel after your personal periscopic procedure
Put all of this into our roomy colorful canvas tote displaying your nether cheeks for all to see.
What a fiftieth birthday gift idea or a gift of love for anyone with a vintage bottom!
*Fifty Things to Do When You Turn Fifty: A must read for those turning 50, this book will help you make the most of a milestone year. A compilation of short articles, musings and reminiscences written by experts and celebrities from all walks of life on the subject of turning fifty. Includes valuable information on important medical tests, estate planning, insurance strategies, as well as a healthy dose of poetry and humor. A partial list of contributors includes Garrison Keillor, humorist; Bobbi Brown, beauty expert; Wendy Wasserstein, playwright; Robert Thurman, Buddhist scholar; Diane von Furstenberg, clothing designer; Taressa Stovall, belly dancer; Dr Raymond wrote her chapter about…colonoscopy, of course!
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