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This is your place to find products to improve your health as well as those you love. Here you will find gifts for those turning 50 as well as products you might want for yourself!
Many of our products are available in bulk - perfect for health fairs and colonoscopy awareness campaigns.
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Colonoscopy Is a Gas! Volume 2 eBook
$5.00
ARE YOU EVER TONGUE-TIED AT WORK?
On your return to work after your colonoscopy,
your gut instinct is that you’ll be the butt of
all office jokes. It takes more than intestinal
fortitude to go back to work. What if you had
humor to defuse the situation?
In Colonoscopy is a Gas, you will discover:
• One-liners, jokes, and anecdotes sure to distract co-workers and friends from guffawing
about your colonoscopy
• Lucrative career opportunities of selling your
canned BMs or as a professional “fartiste”
• Exquisite poetry and musical interludes championing the intestinal tract
• Mostly, that laughter-induced diaphragmatic action can quickly mobilize your “trouser coughs”!
“This ‘pull my finger’ anthology is sure to RECTIFY your fears about screening colonoscopy. It’s right up my alley. I laughed my butt off!”
— Ms Butt Meddler
Colonoscopy is a Gas has enabled thousands to fart their way to freedom postcolonoscopy, and it will show you the way, too. Gastroenterologist Dr. Patricia Raymond and her alter ego, Ms Butt Meddler get to the bottom of promoting laughter about “where the sun don’t shine,” and provide amusing tools to start a movement so your loved ones get their screening colonoscopies!
Don’t be concerned that we might really find
your head in there—get your colonoscopy—
No ifs, ands, or BUTTS! Learn More
On your return to work after your colonoscopy,
your gut instinct is that you’ll be the butt of
all office jokes. It takes more than intestinal
fortitude to go back to work. What if you had
humor to defuse the situation?
In Colonoscopy is a Gas, you will discover:
• One-liners, jokes, and anecdotes sure to distract co-workers and friends from guffawing
about your colonoscopy
• Lucrative career opportunities of selling your
canned BMs or as a professional “fartiste”
• Exquisite poetry and musical interludes championing the intestinal tract
• Mostly, that laughter-induced diaphragmatic action can quickly mobilize your “trouser coughs”!
“This ‘pull my finger’ anthology is sure to RECTIFY your fears about screening colonoscopy. It’s right up my alley. I laughed my butt off!”
— Ms Butt Meddler
Colonoscopy is a Gas has enabled thousands to fart their way to freedom postcolonoscopy, and it will show you the way, too. Gastroenterologist Dr. Patricia Raymond and her alter ego, Ms Butt Meddler get to the bottom of promoting laughter about “where the sun don’t shine,” and provide amusing tools to start a movement so your loved ones get their screening colonoscopies!
Don’t be concerned that we might really find
your head in there—get your colonoscopy—
No ifs, ands, or BUTTS! Learn More
Colonoscopy: It'll Crack U Up
$5.00
The ideal gift for your friends and relatives with a vintage posterior. Collection One of the finest jokes in "butt" humor. Celebrate your own 'vertical smile' or a friend's colonoscopy with laughs for patients and caregivers alike. Learn More
"Crack u Up" Butt-on
$3.00
Get the word out for colonoscopy with this 1 1/2" hilarious image of the Crack U Up derrierre. Safety pin back.
Email for bulk purchase prices of 'Butt-ons'- everyone needs their own vertical smile to display proudly! Learn More
Email for bulk purchase prices of 'Butt-ons'- everyone needs their own vertical smile to display proudly! Learn More
Divine Ms Butt Meddler Button
$0.35
Sport the visage of the "Diva of Doo& High Priestess of Poo" Ms Butt Meddler as she encourages folks to "Get your colonoscopy-- no ifs ands or BUTTS." Humorously encourage colorectal cancer screening in your friends and loved ones! Learn More
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